"I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!" - Written in pen by Early and presented to Dan Halen as an idea for a novelty hat."Tricky Two" - Written on a gold hat underneath a hand making the peace sign.He adopted a less controversial design based on the more obscure first national flag of the Confederacy. Andrews Cross" of the Confederate Battle Flag as a choice on the flag referendum. A motto from opponents of Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue, who won office in 2002 partly from a promise to have a "St. "Sonny LIED!!!" - Written on a Confederate battle flag design.After struck by lightning it reads "Support Our oops." "Support Our Troops" - American flag design with a yellow ribbon." GLUG" - The name of a blindness-inducing alcohol created by Early and brewed by Dan Halen."David Allan CEO Live In Macon" - Worn when Earley became CEO of Dan Halen Industries, a reference to outlaw country singer/songwriter David Allan Coe.A squid drawn in the shape of the Pontiac Firebird logo.Four aces drawn such that the ace of diamonds is on top and the rest (clubs, hearts, then spades) are fanned behind it.A stylized American Flag with a bald eagle's head superimposed seen in Chalky Trouble."I Love Cock Fighting" - Has the word "Fighting" appearing much smaller than the other three.May I Help You, My Child? - Seen on a combination pope/trucker hat, when Early still had his job at Mattress Christ.This is the complete list of every trucker hat Early has worn throughout the show's history, written in chronological order. "TITS for TOTS!" w/ a hand giving the middle finger.Since the very beginning, Early Cuyler has worn different hats in almost every episode, usually representing a feeling he has. "Honey, I'd suck the fart out of your CAR SEAT!" "My other hat is YO' MOMMA!" Worn in the season three episode, The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma. Here hold my hat while i have sex with your wife!!! WARNING: (super small print)-> if you can read this, then you better be sitting on my FACE. "Vote Yes! to Re-Legalize Midget Tossing!" "VPILF" (with a picture of Sarah Palin on the hat) "I'm Did Asbestos I CAN" (made intirely out of asbestos and poorly translated from Chinese) "You gotta rock out with your Jock out, daytona 86" "Why are your Boobies staring at my Eyes"? "The Fine ol' solution" while Early intended it to mean a "good solution" to remove the Mexicans, it is a parody of the Nazi operation to kill all the Jews during World War II. "Guns don't kill people, I do!" a bloody target sign replaces the O in do "This Hat Contains Minimum 80% Post-Consumer Recycled Hats"
"LAUGH SO I CAN SEE 'EM BOUNCE" O and U in BOUNCE are shaped like large breast in a bra or bikini top.ĭo something with your life, TAKE OFF YOUR TOP! "I Support the Flattax Cause I'm FLAT BROKE!" "Best Nightmare" (Seen in a picture drawn by Thom Foolery on the WebCam) "Gynaecologist Saturday Nights Only" (never actually seen, but stated to be owned by Early in "I love Daddy", as part of a computer-printout-transfer picture of Rusty (the style popular in the 1980's) "Hooked on Darwin" (Darwin being in the fish symbol with little legs on a fishing hook) "Hooked On Jesus" (with the Ichthys on a fishing hook) "Do It To It" (catchphrase of Plumber Bubba in the Bubba Trubba episode) "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!", written in pen by Early and presented to Dan Halen as an idea for a novelty hat. "John Beer" (A play on John Deere, with the logo shown as a silhouette of a drunken anthropomorphic deer sprawled out among beer cans).Ī bill connected to a donkey with a very obscene protrusion of a penis (censored) that offends everyone including Squid Jesus. "Swayze Crazy" (Written in red lettering on a pink hat with Patrick Swayze flexing right arm.) Seen on an Adult Swim website ad. "God's Good Buddy" (Written underneath a semi truck with a cross on it driving out of the heavens.) Seen during a Squidbillies bump and Giant Foam Dick Hat Trouble. "Tricky Two" (Written on a gold hat underneath a hand making the peace sign) "David Allan CEO Live In Macon" (worn when Earley became CEO of Dan Halen Industries, a reference to outlaw country singer/songwriter David Allan Coe ) "I Love Cock Fighting" (with the word "Fighting" appearing much smaller than the other three) "May I Help You, My Child?" (as seen on a combination pope/trucker hat, when Early still had his job at Mattress Christ)
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